With my birthday just around the corner, (*cough* Saturday *cough*), I’ve been thinking about my own mortality. Specifically, what it might be like to have grandchildren. Of course, I’m still up to my eyeballs in children of my own, but … Continue reading
The eagle has landed, and except for a nasty head cold she contracted on the last day, she had a great time at camp. I have never sprung out of bed faster than I did on Wednesday morning, when I … Continue reading
There used to be this kid on our street growing up named Michael Seifried who the Twin Brothers and I sometimes hung out with even though he was mean and told dirty jokes. He was two years our senior and … Continue reading
I bet Julie Andrews didn’t lose her singing voice from that botched surgery. I bet she severed her vocal cords yelling at her kids from the bottom of the stairs. Before I had children, I never yelled from the bottom … Continue reading
“Listen up kids! We’re just going to grab a couple things really quick, so please stay focused and walk next to me at all times, got it?” “Good.” “No.” “Because there are no more race carts left.” “That one has … Continue reading
