A Cleveland woman was caught by her husband Tuesday morning sleeping with her iPhone. “I went to kiss her goodbye before leaving for work and noticed an object sticking out from underneath her pillow” Dr. P-Dawg stated. “It was her iPhone.”
When confronted, the woman, Rima Rama, 36, admitted she had fallen asleep waiting for new Facebook updates.
“My friends never update their status anymore. I refresh, like, every five minutes and I’m lucky to get some kind of lame YouTube link or Farmville update” a frustrated Mrs. Rama said. “But I have to keep checking, because the alternative is being alone with my thoughts.”
Dr. P-Dawg has advised his wife on numerous occasions to go offline at least an hour before bedtime to help avoid insomnia. “Here is a woman who depends on her white noise machine and Tylenol PM to fall asleep every night, yet she is up until the wee hours of the morning checking her Twitter stream with eyes bugged out in opposite directions.”
“I don’t want to miss any Shit My Dad Says,” Mrs. Rama confided. “Plus, my internet friends are like real people to me. I depend on them to tell me what I should think, feel, and buy.”
Dr. P-Dawg, who recently joined Twitter in a list ditch effort to communicate with his wife, stated that he’s had it up to here with this crap. He reportedly put the iPhone on top of the refrigerator where the diminutive Mrs. Rama could not reach it, but she quickly retrieved it by standing on a chair. “I’m addicted, not stupid,” she said.
An intervention is planned for sometime next week.
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So I shouldn’t get an iphone? LOL!
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Ha! Now that I have a smartphone, the same issues keep coming up. Fortunately Local Man Mr. B has not thought of the fridge idea yet.
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HAHAHA!!!!
And my hubby thinks I’m bad!
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LOL. My excuse is that I use it as my alarm clock. For real! But then it’s there like a beckoning siren – check Facebook, play another round of Plants/Zombies, check email…
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Hahahahahahaha!
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he.
i feel the same way about my iphone.
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Perhaps I can help.
On second thought, unless you’re five years old and desperately need to learn to read, I will be of no help here.
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I have yet to start a meaningful relationship with a phone. (And I just can’t imagine that my current low tech phone would be any good in bed at all.) However, my passion for my new iPad is just blossoming, and it has already spent some time in bed with me.
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ha ha ha HA! this was a good one! i don’t have an iPhone, so i’m escaping it all.
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Is it weird to sleep with one’s phone?
I’m just checking social conventions here.
Because my pillow is often lumpy with the cell phone.
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I don’t sleep with an iPhone, but I do sleep with a cat at my butt. I think that needs an intervention too.
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girls gotta do what a girls gotta do
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This is hilarious Rima. (I admit I’ve slept with my Blackberry, but only to get a late text from my daughter that she’s in for the night. No Twitter in bed for me!)